Thou shalt not spit!

When I first read those words in my list of instructions after my tooth was removed, I thought—weird—well, I won’t have a problem with that don’t do.

Later, as I was brushing my teeth, I automatically spit into the sink. Oops…I wasn’t supposed to do that.

Then, as I whished my mouthwash around to cleanse my palate, I spit again. Oops…I wasn’t supposed to do that either. Maybe this rule will be a problem after all!

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